Tuesday, May 6, 2008

The Jologz Ten Commandments for Concert Viewing


1) Tawagan ang isang kaibigan na alam mong naiiyak at can’t afford manood, naiiyak at naubusan ng ticket, kaibigang gusto mong inggitin o di kaya walang tiwala na can afford ka, clueless sa pangyari. Tawagan mo siya at iparinig ang concert. Saka mo patayin ang cellphone. Do this six times to six different friends.

2) Magdala ng napakalaking placard o di kaya tarpaulin ng “Manilyn R Fan’s Club, La Union West Chapter.” Bakit walang nagdadala ng mga placard ng “Christian Bautista, Muslim Ako. Magtago Ka Na!” o di kaya “Gabby Concepcion, Maliit Pa Rin ang Titi Mo Kahit Nag-Vegas Ka”

3) Ilabas ang cellphone at ilagay sa harap ko nang makunan si Piolo 100 meters away. Kahit ano pa iyan hindi iyan papanoorin. May dala ring lighter kahit hindi nagsisigarilyo o di kaya kandila at posporo.

4) Hanapin ang pinakamalapit na videocam, isigaw sa mike, “Ang galing-galing ni Sam. Promise” sabay tili.

5) Huwag pumalakpak kasi nakakahiya. O di kaya feeling mayabang: Kasimbaho din natin ang utot niya. E ano? Sarah Geronimo naman siya kahit umutot.

6) Pumalakpak sa gitna ng “Rachmaninoff No. 5” ni Cecile Licad kasi nagpause.

7) Naghihintay sa gilid ng stage para ialay ang sampaguita kay Sitti. Bakit si Sampaguita noong kasikatan niya ay iba ang binigigay? Damo?

8) Hintayin ang packed lunch at kaunting pera sa concert ni Mikey Arroyo. O sa ibang concert noong eleksyon.

9) Manood ng concert ng mga laos na American and British acts at umiyak. Feeling.

10) Ipa-autograph ang CD na nabili sa Quiapo.

Monday, May 5, 2008

The Laoag City Scandal

The parents of the minor-age couple caught making love inside a movie theater in Laoag City have met up last Saturday and are forcing them to marry each other to save their families' honor or not see each other again.
After recovering from disbelief that the two were engaging in casual sex, the parents scolded them.
The boy is 18-years-old and the girl is still 17. They were unnamed in all reports but texting did what the news sources can't do.
The couple were caught by a security guard of a theater with their pants down.
The guard known by his initials as G.P. reported the two to the police because he said that they "scandalized" him.
He said that they the last aisle of the balcony was already quaking. G,P. then turned on his flashlight and found the two in an compromising position.
G.P. said that he would have let the incident go but the boy told him they were not doing anything wrong.