The Viral Video of the Year (Thus Far)

Since the Cebu inmates can not come out with something Thrilling and "You are my brother" has done the Vegas rounds. Meanwhile, this sibling cannibalism already got 35 million hits. Charlie Bit Me...Again



There are a lots of adult remix responses but the best so far are the Filipinas metalmouth and the Japanese cats .

Miss Gay Introductions

In Miss Gay pageants, it's not enough to say, I'm Ms. so and so representing so and so. Mabuhay or Good evening! You have to funny, witty and bading. Here's some examples:

Gutom ako, Gutom kayo, Gutom tayong lahat. Miss Hungary!



Ola Viola! Kaserola tinola saranggola arinola ni Lola. Vee nezhuelah!


Boom! Kaboom! Kablam! Afganistan!


Malay mo! Malay ko! Malay nating lahat. Malaysia



Baha dito, baha doon. Baha sa buong mundo. Bahamas!



Hindi sa akin. Hindi sa iyo. Kanino siya? (altogether now) Kenya!


One way. Two way. There's no other way. Norway!


Sing ka na. Sing ka pa. Ilabas ang MagicSing. Singapore!


and finally.....

Mula sa bayang kulang ang bigas
Sandamakmak ang mandurugas
Pilipinas!!

Jologhetti: Salamat kay Elmer

Pulang-pula ang ispageti. Mas marami ang sauce kaysa sa laman. Halatang hinaluan din ng ketsup ang "sows" para kumapal at dumami. Sinahugan ng maninipis na hiwa ng hotdog. Maraming sibuyas na pula. Panaka-nakang giniling na baboy. Ga-dangkal ang haba ng noodles. At higit sa lahat, manamis-namis. Kung minsan pa nga, ubod ng tamis. Para na siyang dessert.

Metlog Swimsuit

Forget about the debate about the new swimming outfit and the Olympics. That is so passe. This is the real thing.