Famous Movie Lines

Ayoko nang tinatapakan ako! Ayoko nang masikip!! Ayoko nang mabaho!!!
Ayoko nang walang tubig!!!! Ayoko nang walang pagkain!!!!!
Ayoko nang putik!!!!!!


Alice Dixson: Mamamatay ako pag kinuha mo sa kin si Alex
Lorna T: Ipalilibing kita
Alice Dixson: Ate please...

Hindi siya aswang. Mabait siya!!!!

I. Did not kill. AnybodEH!!!

Maricel: Sampid ka lang dito!
Lorna T: Diba pareho lang tayo? Pinulot sa lupa?

...and i've made a stupid mistake of falling in love with my bestfriend!!!!

Sharon: Oo, ate. Oo, ate. Puro na lang ako "Oo, Ate"!!!!
Para akong manikang de susi!!!
Inilagay kita sa pedestal
Iginapos mo pati puso ko!!!!
Lorna: kung iginapos mo man ang puso mo, ang akin, pinatay ko!


Cynthia Luster (after rescuing her sidekick with a sidekick): "Who are you?"
Sidekick: "Yes!"

IPAGTIMPLA MO AKO NG COFFEE. WALANG SUGAR. BLACK!!!!


Albert: Hoy, anong gagawin ko sa itlog na to?!
Vilma (enraged): Amputang ina, gawin mong manok!

"Ganyan talaga ang buhay, Lola, parang gulong
MINSAN NASUSUNOG" Booba


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You are a Metlog in Brian's World

If you post anonymous posts like "Go, Brian" or "I'm praying for you, Brian."

Japanese Betlogs: We are the World!!!!

Pinoys could have done a better plakang-plaka job but hey, the Japanese are funnier. Cindi Lauper is freaky and Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder are not only blind but they are sumo wrestlers in disguise. That is the real Michael Jackson, for sure!

Methlog

Death of a Betlog

Grace texted me that a sister's good doctor friend's uncle died. The dead in his last will wanted the soundtrack of "Electric Dreams" be played throughout the funeral. "Maybe he was inspired by the San Pablo (Laguna) dr who wanted Bikining Itim played in his funeral. If you would die, would you choose among these?
Of course you won't, you're a metlog, remember?